The Pirate Solution Quotes

Leonard: That was fun. Thank you.
Penny: Leonard, honey, you don’t have to say “thank you” every time we have sex.
Leonard: Oh, okay. Tomorrow you’re going to get a card in the mail, just throw it away.

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Penny: Hey, wanna get a little crazy?
Leonard: What are you thinking?
Penny: Let’s slide over to Sheldon’s spot and make out.
Leonard: You are a dirty girl!

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Raj: So that’s it. That was my last hope. I’m going to be deported. Sent home in disgrace. Exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay, or as you might know him, Dave from AT&T Customer Service.

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Sheldon: You have to drive me home.
Raj: How did you get here?
Sheldon: I walked.
Raj: So walk home.
Sheldon: I can’t, there’s a big dog outside.