Articles in Quotes
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Quotes
Wolowitz: It’s amazing people keep coming to comic book stores instead of just downloading comics digitally.
Leonard: It’s probably for the best. For a lot of these guys the weekly trip here …
The Ornithophobia Diffusion Quotes
Penny: So what are you and professor Fuzzy-Face up to tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter: Star Wars on blu-ray.
Penny: Haven’t you seen that movie like a thousand times?
Leonard Hofstadter: Not on blu-ray.
Leonard Hofstadter: Only twice …
The Isolation Permutation Quotes
Sheldon: Ladies, please. These four walls once housed an intellectual salon where the mind received nourishment as well as the stomach. But through no one’s fault—Penny—the quality of dinner conversation in this …
The Good Guy Fluctuation Quotes
Howard: Who had money on “faints?”
Rajesh: I had “pee his pants.”
Leonard: Hang on, looks like everyone’s a winner!
Sheldon: (reading ‘bloody’ wall’) “See you in hell Sheldon.” The most frightening thing about …
The Rhinitis Revelation Quotes
Mary: You think maybe the reason why you’re having trouble finding a guy to settle down with is because you’re letting ‘em ride the roller coaster without buying a ticket?
Penny: Oh they …
The Russian Rocket Reaction Quotes
Amy: I don’t understand. What difference does it make if Leonard goes to Wil Wheaton’s party?
Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon’s mortal enemy.
Amy: “Mortal enemy?” Sheldon, I know you’re a bit of …
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst Quotes
Penny: We should set [Raj] up with someone.
Bernadette: You know, I met a really cute girl at work. She’s married to a guy in one of our drug trials.
Penny: Well, hello, …
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Quotes
Amy: Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here, and you’re not holding up your end of the evening.
Leonard: I’m sorry, this wedding just reminds me …
The Infestation Hypothesis Quotes
Sheldon: If we were an old married couple, the wife would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.
Penny: I don’t have iced tea and snickerdoodles.
Sheldon: A good wife would go to the store.
The Skank Reflex Analysis Quotes
Raj: You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
Penny: Oh, my God, I screwed up everything! I hurt Leonard, I hurt Raj. What …
The Toast Derivation Quotes
[Sheldon is having a get-together with a new group of friends]
Leonard Hofstadter: You’re having people over?
Sheldon Cooper: Yes. Must be killing you wondering whofine, I’ll tell you. Stuart from the comic …