The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 10 : “The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition” Quotes

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Quotes
Wolowitz: It’s amazing people keep coming to comic book stores instead of just downloading comics digitally.
Leonard: It’s probably for the best. For a lot of these guys the weekly trip here …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 9 : “The Ornithophobia Diffusion” Quotes

The Ornithophobia Diffusion Quotes
Penny: So what are you and professor Fuzzy-Face up to tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter: Star Wars on blu-ray.
Penny: Haven’t you seen that movie like a thousand times?
Leonard Hofstadter: Not on blu-ray.
[pauses]
Leonard Hofstadter: Only twice …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 8 : “The Isolation Permutation” Quotes

The Isolation Permutation Quotes
Sheldon: Ladies, please. These four walls once housed an intellectual salon where the mind received nourishment as well as the stomach. But through no one’s fault—Penny—the quality of dinner conversation in this …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 7 : “The Good Guy Fluctuation” Quotes

The Good Guy Fluctuation Quotes
Howard: Who had money on “faints?”
Rajesh: I had “pee his pants.”
Leonard: Hang on, looks like everyone’s a winner!
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Sheldon: (reading ‘bloody’ wall’) “See you in hell Sheldon.” The most frightening thing about …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 6 : “The Rhinitis Revelation” Quotes

The Rhinitis Revelation Quotes
Mary: You think maybe the reason why you’re having trouble finding a guy to settle down with is because you’re letting ‘em ride the roller coaster without buying a ticket?
Penny: Oh they …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 5 : “The Russian Rocket Reaction” Quotes

The Russian Rocket Reaction Quotes
Amy: I don’t understand. What difference does it make if Leonard goes to Wil Wheaton’s party?
Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon’s mortal enemy.
Amy: “Mortal enemy?” Sheldon, I know you’re a bit of …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 4 : “The Wiggly Finger Catalyst” Quotes

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst Quotes
Penny: We should set [Raj] up with someone.
Bernadette: You know, I met a really cute girl at work. She’s married to a guy in one of our drug trials.
Penny: Well, hello, …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 3 : “The Pulled Groin Extrapolation” Quotes

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Quotes
Amy: Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here, and you’re not holding up your end of the evening.
Leonard: I’m sorry, this wedding just reminds me …

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 2 : “The Infestation Hypothesis” Quotes

The Infestation Hypothesis Quotes
Sheldon: If we were an old married couple, the wife would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.
Penny: I don’t have iced tea and snickerdoodles.
Sheldon: A good wife would go to the store.

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 1 : “The Skank Reflex Analysis” Quotes

The Skank Reflex Analysis Quotes
Raj: You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
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Penny: Oh, my God, I screwed up everything! I hurt Leonard, I hurt Raj. What …

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 17 “The Toast Derivation” Quotes

The Toast Derivation Quotes

[Sheldon is having a get-together with a new group of friends]
Leonard Hofstadter: You’re having people over?
Sheldon Cooper: Yes. Must be killing you wondering whofine, I’ll tell you. Stuart from the comic …